It took me 15 minutes to become a Latina Tranny… Fiesta bbq… http://mypict.me/fEsb
I think someone should give me Twin Peaks on DVD… I kind of have a bit of a crush on Sherilyn Fenn…
RT @SarahKSilverman: Just when I fall asleep the phn rings. It’s like you were waiting for it. now what? Just more heartbreaking waking life
My Daily Twittascope - The Moon’s monthly visit to your sign can raise feelings of nostalgia as you remember a kind… http://bit.ly/79sZN
Doubt that… RT @jessiesul: It’s 3am I must be lonely
I hate that I have to make a conscious effort pretending not to care..I do..& I kind of hope you know that..without me having to admit it..
I’m so white that opting for”soft beige”foundation made my normal”alabaster ivory pasty”self into a Latina..hey papi! http://mypict.me/fJzS
In the car for 5 minutes on way to drop off jessies ridiculous priss dog when it vomited something fuschia in the front seat…good start…
Heading home to pack… Then off to a place you’ve never wanted to hear of in Michigan… Have a good long weekend everyone..
Ugh the bad thing about working by the lake is that at least 20 birds slam into the window everyday… And I can’t go save them all…
Old spinster coworker keeping us from leaving early..just cuz you have no reason to ever leave doesn’t mean you should punish rest of us..
First of 2 themed bbqs this week is tonight… “Mexican fiesta”… Little loca eat your heart out… Lol
I was going to say.. RT @shaydiggs: @carlmayer nah, not days. #wheretheeffiscarlmayer would be trending by the end of the day.
My Daily Twittascope - You are chattier than usual now that talkative Mercury opposes your key planet Jupiter. Unfo… http://bit.ly/79sZN
And I think I lived this lol RT @TFLN: (423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Hah RT@AudreyLaBrecque: @scarysarey I have to say… I’m still a little depressed that the penis bone collection is “gone but not forgotten”
Going to MI this wnd..hope to see largest toilet seat, largest cherry pie pan and two-story outhouse..@audreylabrecque should appreciate..ha
Is it bad that I’m just waiting for lunch to come so I can escape to go home and catch up on True Blood? Oh life.
omg… or shell of giant killer clam.. or one of the many shoe trees? that Michigan seems to have..or the humungus fungus @audreylabrecque